It’s the last game of the season and it means nothing. Well, the only thing it means for Everton is absolutely not injuring Tottenham’s players, who will be doing their utmost to get their confidence as high as it could be before their Champions League final.

It’s about that time where we’re planning holidays, thinking about transfer rumours, and either feeling heartbroken or overjoyed that Everton will be leaving our lives for the next couple of months.

I personally fall into the latter category, as my Everton-free, golf filled summers are the best part of the year. However saying that, I’m sure you all know by now, I will miss the self-loathing that the football season invokes. It’s a part of me as much as it is anyone else, and I wouldn’t change it for the world.

Since I won’t be doing the ratings post-Spurs, I’d like to wish all of you Evertonians a great summer, and my sincerest thanks for endorsing my drivel for another year.

Here’s to a charge on the top four in 2019/20.

Thanks for putting up with me for my third year,

Love from Alex x.