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title: "Everton v West Ham United – My Everton XI"
canonical: "https://readeverton.com/everton-v-west-ham-united-everton-xi-2/"
type: "post"
language: "en-GB"
author: "Alex Hives"
section: "Feature Writers"
published: "2017-11-28T14:29:04Z"
modified: "2017-11-28T14:29:04Z"
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# Everton v West Ham United – My Everton XI

To be honest I always thought having a mega-rich owner would be a bit different than this.

We’re appointing Sam Allardyce, we have two centre-backs out to pasture at the twilight – far too nice a word of their careers and Michael Keane – Whatever he might be, with no natural width, no playmakers after signing three of them, no main striker, at a club full of mercenaries and yet Morgan Schneiderlin still manages to be the biggest letdown.

And we’re playing David Moyes’ West Ham as we go into the game objectively the Premier League’s worst team. Just the way we like it.

Allardyce will bring stability, probably, a hard tackle and a hard Brexit.

Unsworth will likely be in charge, so we won’t win the game. We’ll all get frozen in the stands and there’ll still be more passion in our gloves than on our pitch. It’ll remain that way for a long time until the club is entirely cleared out from top to bottom