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Everton v Watford – My Everton XI

Everton v Watford – My Everton XI

To be honest I really couldn’t care less about this game. We’re going to get beat against Watford because they’re a better footballing team. They have better players across the pitch while we have a floundering defence consisting of nervous-as-hell youth players with experienced players who become deer in the headlights when asked to lead the team.

We have a midfield full of about as much ‘star power’ as a black hole and that has enough wasted money between them to send the entire country back to university.

We have a goalkeeper who is single-handedly preventing us from conceding, which sounds nice, until you look at the scoreboard and we’re 4-0 down.

We have an attack that is playing for Arsenal and wingers that run 100m with ease but also seem to think they’re contained to such a direct track as a 100m sprint.

And you want me to pick a team from that?

Really?

Alright then. I apologise in advance.

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